Hey, foo. That's on you for getting married in the first place.
Awww yeah, homie. Run that HUSTLE, foo. Jaydog's talking that cash-resale value of taxpayer-funded free lunch tickets, and Eric's all about that right now. Ya sabes, foo. But you got nothing on that free power and cable coming in from the tree line, just don't let the electric company see or they'll call the land lord and then we'll all have to move again. Wait - you're talking about small business ownership y que la chingada? What, you think you're all bad now that you file your taxes? Chingao!
Hey man, you go to the winery but didn't even same some for the homies? What's up with that? You have to endure an entire afternoon with white folks (sure, they're really nice people... yeah, yeah whateverrrrr) but you didn't even bring home a bottle to split? That ain't even right, foo. Now all we're stuck with is listening to the you two jug heads talk about their problems all the way home. Fijate, Jaydog - you gotta nice ride, we get it. Why you gotta be throwing it in Eric's face? Yeah, and know what? We can hear the engine noise too. Damn, homie! Is that a 386 you got powering that thing? Okay, G. That's pretty cool. No mames.
Because seriously, 2020 CAN FUCK OFF. So get your official ticket for 2021 and we’ll send it to you in the mail.
We’ll also send the year 2020 a big “chinga tu madre” on your behalf.
Probably only your grandma will be up for this, but fuck it. Come whenever! Pan dulce and coffee.
Hey, you been up all night partying but don't let that stop you from getting that good home-made menudo. Stop by!
¡Orale! 2020 is finally over. Maybe in 2021 you'll be able to get something done uninterrupted.
Oh daaaaaaamn! That's right, foo! Call the homies and let's piss off the neighbors again!
What are you doing? Go back to bed. It's Saturday. Don't trip. The lawn will still be there.
okaaaaaaayy... fine. I guess these bottles aren't going to throw themselves away. And the lawn looks like crap.
Light a fire in the barrel and enjoy a cold one, but be cool and don't get all drunk and stupid.
Nah... well, I'm not going to argue, I mean yeah, I guess - I'll see you in the morning.
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